(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(D) Julie Gonzales
(R) Janak Joshi
80%
40%
20%
(D) Jena Griswold
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Hetal Doshi
50%
40%↓
30%
(D) Jeff Bridges
(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
50%↑
40%↓
30%
(D) Diana DeGette*
(D) Wanda James
(D) Milat Kiros
80%
20%
10%↓
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Alex Kelloff
(R) H. Scheppelman
60%↓
40%↓
30%↑
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) E. Laubacher
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
30%↑
20%
(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Jessica Killin
55%↓
45%↑
(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Shannon Bird
(D) Manny Rutinel
45%↓
30%
30%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
We’re regularly forwarded photos of Colorado political luminaries in various noteworthy poses and settings, and sometimes they rise to the level of a “caption this photo” post for public consumption. The photo sent to us of perpetually embattled Colorado Republican Party chair Brita Horn with Trump’s deputy chief of staff and homeland security henchman Stephen […]
Here we have one of the double-decker clown car of Republicans running for the nomination to be the next governor of Colorado, State Sen. Mark Baisley of Roxborough Park, doing the one thing you’re never, ever supposed to do as a candidate: Not only has Sen. Baisley now jinxed his already longshot bid for governor, […]
In today’s edition of ideas that sound good in the staff meeting but don’t work out in the real world, here’s former GOP Rep. Dan Woog, running again in House District 19 after losing the seat to outgoing Rep. Jennifer Parenti in 2022, in a cornfield doing what seems to be a spoof of the […]
Republican State Rep. Ryan Armagost of Larimer County was one of the most valuable members of the Democratic caucus during the 2024 legislative session thanks to his uncanny ability to barf out half-baked talking points on issues such as the GOP’s perplexing attempt to impeach Secretary of State Jena Griswold. Armagost is also quite the […]
As the Aurora Sentinel reports, the city’s representative in Congress Rep. Jason Crow is in the district this week touting funding he secured through earmarks for important local programs, including $3 million for the Aurora Central Library: Aurora library officials touted a $3 million congressional appropriations contribution, funding a project to provide a new and […]
Yesterday as readers know, Colorado’s cantankerous carpetbagger Rep. Lauren Boebert turned up in New York City with her close backbencher friend Rep. Matt Gaetz, very far from Colorado’s Eastern Plains but close to her most important supporter, to help ex-President Donald Trump defy by proxy the gag order that prevents Trump from disparaging the judge, judge’s […]
As readers know, a state of more or less open war exists today between the Colorado Republican Party and the conservative advocacy group Americans For Prosperity over the latter’s recent Republican primary endorsements: in the Republican presidential primary of the now-vanquished Nikki Haley, but more importantly for local consumption AFP’s endorsement of Jeff Crank in […]
Colorado’s sophomore maven of misadventure Rep. Lauren Boebert’s campaign for re-election announced the addition of a new team member on Monday, whatever it takes to keep at least 546 votes to the good from early retirement: We’re suckers for a cute kitten like anyone else, but much like the goat Boebert made “friends” with a […]
It’s that time of year in southeast Colorado, politicians eager to show they’re not afraid of creepy crawlies: Kidding aside, we assume no tarantulas were harmed in the making of this photo. The tarantula certainly hopes so.
Former Senator Cory Gardner was spotted this weekend waiting in line at Disney World. The Yuma Republican usually hosts a “fundraising event” every November in Orlando, FL, in which his PAC picks up the check for Gardner and family to go in search of Mickey Mouse. We don’t know if this weekend’s Disney World visit […]
In politics, there are certain photos you don’t want taken if your plan is to ascend beyond your present elected office. Here’s one of Douglas County’s most consistently wacky Republican state lawmakers, COVID-lying insurrection-denying Rosa Parks–insulting (we could go on and on) Rep. Mark Baisley, proving the point: Don’t let it happen to you, folks–unless […]
It’s another photo of Colorado Republican Party Chairman Rep. Ken Buck with his beloved boltless AR-15 at his Washington, D.C. office, but with a twist: this time wearing a face mask emblazoned with Rep. Lauren Boebert’s famous retort to Beto O’Rourke in September of 2019 in Aurora, arguably the moment that launched Boebert’s unlikely political […]
Rep. Ken Buck, as readers know, keeps a reportedly nonfunctional AR-15 style assault rifle in his office–at least we hope it’s not ready to lock and load, along with the Washington, D.C. attorney general’s office and the U.S. Capitol Police! Either way, it was only a matter of time before Rep.-elect Lauren “Q*Bert” Boebert arrived […]
Former infamously freak-right state Rep. Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt may have missed out on a bid for El Paso County Commissioner in this year’s troubled Republican assemblies, but that hasn’t stopped him from living large–sort of, anyway: Reportedly, Klingenschmitt’s online “ministry” of Youtube sermons and interviews was at least at one point a fairly lucrative […]
Via the Colorado GOP, from state party chairman Rep. Ken Buck and CD-3 GOP nominee Lauren “Q*bert” Boebert’s tour of the Western Slope yesterday: Check out the extremely professional T-shirt Chairman Buck is wearing: From our examination of the released photos, Buck’s shirt may have expressed a desire to “kill ’em all” and “let God […]
Courtesy the Shooters Grill Twitters, this is a photo from last September in Rifle, Colorado, of embattled GOP Sen. Cory Gardner and now-CD-3 GOP nominee Lauren Boebert. This was taken before Boebert challenged Rep. Scott Tipton in the GOP CD-3 primary in December–otherwise you can be assured that Gardner would not have consented to a […]
Vice President Mike Pence landed moments ago in Colorado Springs to speak at the Air Force Academy’s as-socially-distanced-as-possible commencement ceremony. Vice President Pence was met on the tarmac at Petersen Air Force Base by Gov. Jared Polis, and it appears a fairly…animated discussion took place: To be a fly on that tarmac, right? We’re excited […]
On Monday, President Trump held a 2 1/2 hour coronavirus briefing that was mostly about self-congratulation and media bashing. As Ashley Parker writes for The Washington Post: Yet in the middle of this deadly pandemic that shows no obvious signs of abating, the president made clear that the paramount concern for Trump is Trump — […]
People more clever than I: caption this from today’s 4pm DC to Denver #copol #copolitics pic.twitter.com/KufgwWdIfs — Jess Davidson (@DavidsonJess22) February 28, 2020 Reportedly, the middle seat was eventually filled by an innocent bystander.
Made for you, gentle readers: All we can say is, that’s the most tolerant dog in dog history. UPDATE: On the upside, nobody strapped this dog on the roof of the family car. That we know of.
The cover art for today’s Politico Magazine top story, a photo collage of AP and Getty images by Zach Meyer, is turning heads–a depiction of President Donald Trump and key Republican lawmakers in the style of the Last Supper painting by Leonardo da Vinci. On the left you’ll find Sen. Cory Gardner of Colorado, who […]
Here’s the scene forwarded to us from a short while ago today at the Pueblo State Fair Parade–a parade which witnessed the first-ever joint appearance by Sen. Cory Gardner and “Cardboard Cory,” a two-dimensional doppelganger who has served as a stand-in for Democrats and liberal activists calling out Gardner’s years-long lack of authentic public appearances […]
We respectfully suggest not accepting candy, or a ride, or signing anything they have.
Courtesy Taiwan’s Central News Agency, there’s Sen. Cory Gardner of Colorado on a tour of the capital city of Taipei along with President Tsai Ing-wen this weekend. Sen. Gardner is currently on a junket to East Asia in his role as Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Subcommittee on East Asia, the Pacific, and International […]
Hot from Sen. Cory Gardner’s tour yesterday of EVRAZ Rocky Mountain Steel in Pueblo, another nonpublic scripted appearance for Gardner in lieu of the public town halls he’s avoided since 2017, comes this fabulously captionable image: And the next logical question: who wore it better? You decide.
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